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我一直觉得德国人是平时严肃，但是幽默感一旦爆发简直寒死人的那类型。今天看一堆德国人的source的readme的时候发生以下恶搞事件。草译如下:

先看README
xxxx:~/download/pvpgn-1.8.2$ cat README

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
祝贺!!!!

WHY ?? BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY VERY VERY FEW WHO READ THE README FILE!!
为什么 ?? 因为你是非常非常非常少数的会去阅读README文件的人之一。

But because the other, huge percentage do NOT, we moved the actual contents
of this file into IGNOREME file because the chances for most of the people to
read IGNOREME are at least the chances to read README (more than that, we
believe they are really much higher).
但是，因为大部分人根本不听这一套，我们就把这个文件中应该有的内容挪到IGNOREME文件里面了。估计大部分人读IGNOREME文件的机会怎么也比读README大。
So now, go read IGNOREME with the actual contents what you would have
expected here.
所以，这没有你期望的内容，读IGNOREME去吧。

然后看看IGNORME

xxxx:~/download/pvpgn-1.8.2$ head IGNOREME
NOTE: we believe that most people are more likely to read IGNOREME file than
the README file so we moved the actual contents of README into this file. We
hope that this will improve the quality of questions on support channels.
注意：我们认为大部分人更愿意读IGNOREME，不读README，所以我们把README里面的内容都挪到这了。希望这能让我们支持栏目的问题质量提高点。